The perks of having a fictional boyfriend

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I been obsessed with Wizardess Heart lately so I made this post where Imma write the pros and cons of having a virtual boyfriend ^o^

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He's fictional. Which means not as time consuming & demanding as a real one.

You can turn to him whenever you want and don't need to worry of him doing the same to you.

He never nags. But does get jealous. Which is a good thing because it means he cares *gets emotional* ;A;

Fictional presents are free. So you save tons of money.

He's hot.

He usually has a dark past that haunts him till this day, what makes him more mysterious and intimidating, and hot :x

He doesn't care (or know) when you date 48753 other fictional characters besides him.

He will always protect you and be with you together forever.

So he won't ever cheat and stay loyal till death you part (or..until they stop making (sub)stories/ epilogue / sequels for your fictional boyfriend :< )

In some stories he has supernatural powers which makes him more attractive than real guys.

And two-colored eyes / an eyepatch which enhances his handsomeness.

When you talk to him, he's got all his attention on you instead of texting on his phone with only one listening ear.

There's always a happy ending.

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He's fictional.

He's gone the moment you turn off your PC/Phone ;-; /uglysobs/

Because he's hot he gets lots of googly eyes from the female population (fictional & non-fictional grills).

He's not there when it's getting tough in the 'real world' :c

You're not the only one dating him since a bazillion other fangirls have most likely bought/read his story too.

He's so perfect that it makes your bf-requirements extremely high in the real world, so you end up as a loner. But that doesn't matter since you got your fictional one anyways.

Marrying your phone/pc isn't accepted by society and just plain weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsikPswAYUM

You can never go on dates in the real world ;-; (bleh, fictional dates at an exotic island are better anyways)

When the tsundere goes all weak for you he can get quite... cheesy sometimes.

~ My favourite fictional boyfriends ~

~ Upcoming fictional boyfriends :3 ~