My awkwardness in a nutshell

You know. . . I don't think I'll ever 'outgrow' the socially-awkward teenage girl phase I'm currently in. Even though many people said so. I have this psychic feeling that once an awkward teenager, always an awkward teenager :x

So hey, why not sum all my awkward/fail/stupid/embarrassing moments in a blog post which Imma upgrade whenever a new awkward moment appears ^-^

So let's see. . .

~ To me, being sleep-deprived is pretty much an equivalent of being 'drunk'. When I hadn't slept for a day I came to the point of rubbing toothpaste in my hair.

~ Once someone showed me a picture of their pet, so I enthusiastically said "Oh my god! what a cute goat!" Person looked at me weirdly "It's actually a dog..."

~ Once I read in a magazine an awesome tip. It said when it snows you should bury snowballs in the ground, so that when summer comes you can hold a snowfight! So I thought, omg awesome. So I buried my snowballs. Once summer came I forgot where I buried them.

~ I legit thought that a man's donger was around 1.47m 'cuz in my friend's notebook with facts it said: 'French men have the longest baguette of 1.47m' or something.. maybe I got the numbers a bit mixed. It's math yo, I was never good at numbers.

~ I was too cheap to buy a gravetomb or box for my 9-year-old goldfish, so I buried my dear pet in a egg carton. But don't worry, I made sure he lied comfortable and put a heartfelt poem in his 'gravetomb' & prayed for him.

~ On a morning I sat in the train. It just became lighter, still pretty dark. I was just staring absendmindedly out of the window. 5 minutes later I finally figured out another train had arrived, and through the window right in front of me, I saw a guy staring back at me. Cuz I was staring for so long, he probably thought I was staring at him, so he quickly fixed his hair. Well, I just quickly looked away with a faint blush out of embarrassment.

~ Once I saw the back of someone who looked like a classmate of mine, let's call him Shawn. So I exclaimed "Hey!! Shawn!!" it was at a crowded place if I remember correctly. The guy turned around and looked at me, question marks above his head. Thing was, it was another guy from the other class who looks like Shawn in my class, but coincidentally they have the same name too. . . ~_~

~ So when it was break at school, I was browsing stupid pics with my friends on the school's pc. I wanted to search for a suitable profile picture for fake-catfishing online people. At some point we came across a big and hairy asian man who looked kinda stoned and wore a pink bra. So after laughing our asses off and wanting to save the picture. The schoolbell rung and all the kids rushed out of the classrooms. The pc's we sat on were located in a crowded hallway, so basically everyone who walked by could see what we were doing. The picture was displayed pretty large on the screen. And the pc just happened to freeze, leaving us stuck with the picture of the man in bra without being able to close the browser -_- Teachers and highschool kids walking by laughed/had a 'wtf' look on their face. Same thing happened with watching Dora the explorer at lunch breaks as a finaly year high school student :$.

~ Me & WC's don't get along. At all. I pressed the flush button at the school' toilet, at first things seem pretty normal. Until the water filled the whole pot and overflowed the entire toilet floor. Quickly I ran outside and pretended nothing happened (meanwhile entire restroom filled with water :x ).

Oh, and I clogged the toilet at the airport in Rome with toilet paper.

Once at home I pressed the flush button, but a bit too hard I guess, 'cuz it flew in the pot. Meanwhile the toilet was already flushing, causing the button to go with the flow -_- As a result, with no button, no one could flush the toilet anymore .-.

~ It might not sound that embarrassing, but once I had to perform on stage with some of my classmates for the entire school. Before, we only had a few hours to practice our lines and the song (a children song called 'Het Ploplied'). Once it was our turn, my classmates all said their lines flawlessly. Then came me. I swear, 5 seconds before we walked on the stage I remembered them!! But once on stage.. I forgot my lines... So there I was mumbling incoherent words. I could see the question marks above everyone's head.

~ So I was at this cafe in Asia, they had a self-service drink dispenser. Well, first time for everything right? cuz I had never seen such a thing before. When they handed me the paper cup I hesitantly and slowly walked towards that thing. I just stared at it while a queue formed behind me. Then I randomly placed the cup down under the tap for the drinks. After a bit of pushing and pulling, finally some liquid came out. But did it landed in the cup? No. Instead the coke splashed all over my hand. While everyone was watching. Great.